Courtney's tooth fell out again. Emily's hair is orange. Sarah Beth's pit bull has a pink belly. We're off.

Somewhere in the middle of all that, we talk about Rosemary — Courtney's dear friend, gone two years this week. She spent her life helping traumatized kids and reminded us that hurt people don't just hurt people. Hurt people heal people.

Then it gets weird (weirder?). We cover:

• Why every woman should embrace being called a bitch (hint: it just means you have a backbone)
• Sarah Beth's theory that not wanting to pet her dog makes you a bad person (retracted, sort of)
• Emily's hair falling out in clumps 
• How to actually like yourself (Courtney Googled it — we'll share the results)
• Clay Play™ — which is, allegedly, pottery

Plus: why your fallopians go feral around baby animals

No agenda. No plan. Three women, like eight dogs, one squirrel, and a HOT TAKE!

Warning: Contains one unsolicited dog vasectomy offer

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