On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is hitting the Absolutely Not Hotline to answer your hard hitting questions- like "Why can't we make Tanning Booths a thing again" or "What should I  do if I have Alopecia on my head but not my crotch". Heather dissects her own quarter life crisis while simultaneously helping your figure out yours- its a real team effort this week! 

 

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Cleaning the Baseboards of Life

"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments. 

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On this episode, Heather dives deep into her thoughts on the upcoming months, on her work load and closing out The Comeback Tour. She recaps the bachelorette weekend in Key West filled with crazy characters and key lime pies. She goes through the voicemails and hears an Absolutely Yes from one of her listeners. 




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Go Outside & Play

On this episode, Heather is joined by the ultimate scammer, the pillar himself, Raymond Padilla. They are back from the Masters tournament and ready to chat about all their adventures in Augusta.




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Master Scammers Part 3

On this episode, Heather is finally back home in the ATL studio for a solo episode. Grateful for all of her previous guests, but also to just chit chat with y'all one on one. There is a lot that has happened over the last few weeks to go over, but she still has time for a few voicemails.




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Just Us

On this episode, Heather brings another fan of wigs and characters, Zachariah Porter, to the pod. They discuss their previously lives in the hospitality industry, shoplifting and celebrity sex tapes.




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Ocean Spray Stans w/ Zachariah Porter

On this bonus episode, Heather gets to chit chat with Connor about his journey from tik tok videos to starting his stand up tour. 




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Cleaning the Baseboards of Life

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