The media, as usual, is gunning for headline clickbait over facts, so you might be confused about the 2 latest scandals involving Border Patrol and ICE, and we try to help make some sense of it. Later, the Stupid Summit wherein Kim tells Trump how big has hands are and we get nothing of strategic value is set to go on as (previously, before being cancelled last week) planned so maybe don't smelt your commemorative coins just yet. Also, Trump's lawyers send a letter to Mueller saying you can't subpoena him, which means it's inevitable he will be subpoenaed, but with super lawyer Rudy on the case, I'm sure htis will all be wrapped up by Labor Day. Also, some other terrible awful no good things...