Scott is back on Closet Talk this week to compete with Carter for most guest appearances! Scott and Mattie read and react to weird Reddit confessions and unpack Scott’s first kiss, injecting milk into your ex’s mattress, hooking up with YouTubers, Scott’s biggest first date red flags, Mattie and Scott do a practice first date (Mattie has never been on a first date), and so much more!

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Scott: YouTube / IG / TikTok

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Marc Sebastian joins Mattie today for his first interview since returning from the infamous 9-month long cruise currently sailing around the world. He unpacks what the Drake Passage actually feels like, stealing a piece of Antarctic iceberg, dead bodies in the walk-in freezer, and getting kicked out of the members-only Pinnacle lounge. Mattie and Marc also talk Scientology, feeding mice to their pet snakes, Mattie unboxes the miniatures Marc brought them as a gift, and so much more… it’s an episode of constant chaos.

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Marc: IG / TikTok

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This week, Zolita is finally on Closet Talk to do a deep-dive review on some of her most iconic queer music videos!! Mattie and Zolita give their 4-word reviews of each music video, talk about gay pottery crushes, how Zolita got into witchcraft, why Mattie and their high school girlfriend had to ask guys to prom, and so much more!

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Zolita: YouTube / IG / TikTok

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This week on Closet Talk, Mattie and Alissa Butt finally meet and discover that they might actually be new best friends?! They get a tarot card reading from energy reader Tovah Avigail (@tovahavigail), who has a LOT to say about new beginnings after heartbreak, Alissa’s future career path, if Mattie wants to start a family, and so much more!

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Alissa: YouTube / IG / TikTok

Tovah: TikTok

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Carter took over my podcast this week... and I had no choice but to go along with it. He insisted that he was me - so I had to pretend to be him.

How well does Carter know the story of Mattie's first kiss? What's Carter's current hyperfixation? What's Mattie's beige flag? And will Mattie ever get their show back??

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Carter: YouTube / IG / TikTok

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This week, Amy joins me for RATING DATING APP BIOS: Part 2. We decide if the anonymous bios were written by a queer woman or a straight man, talk about hooking up with your friends, finding a sugar daddy, FUTCH night, and so much more.

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Amy: IG / TikTok

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This week, Mattie gets a crash course on reality TV from Love Island star Kyra Green! They react to some of TV's most insane moments, from Kim K losing an earring in the ocean to a watermelon challenge gone horribly wrong. Can Mattie name every Kardashian? (no... and it's painful)

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Kyra: IG / TikTok

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This week, we're painting MYSTERY PICTURES! Mal Glowenke joins Mattie on the show to paint secret pictures to reveal at the end of the episode. During the paint-and-sip they talk about Craigslist dates, Mattie looking up girls kissing on their sister's Kindle, dating your boss, why realizing you're gay feels like becoming Spiderman, and so much more!

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Mal: Made It Out Podcast / IG / TikTok

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This week, Jesse Sullivan joins Mattie to play What’s in the Box? and guess the identity of random substances while blindfolded. They talk about Mattie peeing themselves on a first date, how Jesse proposed to Francesca, who would win on Survivor, and so much more!

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This week, Mal Wright from the Queer Ultimatum is here on Closet Talk to give their wise advice on relationships and how trippy it is to watch yourself date on reality TV. Mattie and Mal talk about becoming a casting director, how they would be as parents, Disney characters on LSD, the difference between talking and dating, why they hate making the first move, and so much more!

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Mal: IG

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