[CW: sexual assault mention: a scene is discussed where a character in the film attempts to sexually assault another character. The scene in question is discussed from 36:30 to 37:30, and briefly touched upon again from 1:21:00 to 1:22:00]

The film is called Clueless, but we've never seen something so FULL of clues! Sure, Cher and Josh are endgame but what's bubbling just below the surface? Niko and Alex tackle all possibilities this week: who's hashtag-trans-and-thriving in Beverly Hills? Don't we look like two of those Botticelli chicks? Go grab your iced coffee and join these cakeboys in appreciation of Twink Caplan!

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