Clueless bitches are back in town. Loud and proud, they're shouting you down! And by you I mean your lack of information on the wonderful world of Theatre (or Theater if you're a bloody yank).

'Are Despoina and Henrike here to quarrel sir? '

'Quarrel sir? No, sir.'

'Well by God's good grace sir, doth they serve a radio station as good as another?'

'No sir. Better.'

This be thumb biting talk. Choon in for the full smackdown, live, on UvA Radio.