Pink stars finally are falling in lines! (And kicking up ejecta.) But that’s not good news for the rest of the world. Turns out that being in the dome might actually be a good thing. Who knew! (Well, other than the alien minds taking over the good citizens of Chester’s Mill?) All this and the Barbie Of The Week in this issue of the Chester’s Mill Gazette, where our motto is “We’re the last newspaper on earth. What else are you going to read?”

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