In today's episode, we are so so so so excited to have Vedic Astrologer and Blonde Hottie Sara Hawthorne on to explain to us the difference between Vedic (Eastern) astrology and Western astrology and how astrology can make our lives a little bit brighter. Sara makes Caroline realize that she's been a different person this whole time, which actually makes sense to Caroline now that she thinks about it. Caroline is reborn as an Aries, folks! We talk about why the United States is Cancerous, how Sara went from being an LA movie star to giving readings about stars, and why astrology isn't just for crazies, but also for hot and normal people, too. If you would like a reading with the amazing Sara, please check out her website planetarysara.com and enter promo code podcast20 to receive 20% off any reading.