Welcome to the Coal World, where humans live in a world ravaged by an energy disaster. Fortunately, one hero can summon a horde of rag-dolling elks to take on poachers with extensive knowledge of 2009’s hit game, Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

Talking points: Superpowers, Santa Clause, One Piece, coal pollution, Chalk Zone, Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, saltwater taffy, Courage The Cowardly Dog