I am the last barman poet / I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make / Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake / The sex on the beach / The schnapps made from peach / The velvet hammer / The Alabama slammer. / I make things with juice and froth / The pink squirrel / The three-toed sloth. / I make drinks so sweet and snazzy / The iced tea / The kamakazi / The orgasm / The death spasm / The Singapore sling / The dingaling. / America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got / But if you want to got loaded / Why don't you just order a shot? / Bar is open.

Produced by ⁠Sam Robinson⁠

Theme song vocals by ⁠Stephen Kuhn⁠ with music by ⁠Trevor Dowdy⁠

Show Art designed by ⁠Jaime Justen⁠

⁠https://www.WeMadeItForTom.com⁠

everywhere as ⁠@WeMadeItForTom