Mr Cruise as Brian, a dreamer with tricks

Served drinks and tails, and hopefully mozzarella sticks?

At TGI Fridays,

And even the beach,

He brightened their my-days,

With bottle flips purely for kicks.

When the sun rose too bright in the sky,

And his smolders ooze ran unpleasantly dry,

With tomato and beer,

He'd make it all clear,

And gulp down a curing Red Eye.