When was your first time? Whether it was a date or sex or whatever it was, when was your first time with your significant other? What did you end up doing, what was your favorite part of being with your significant other during that first time?

Also, we talk about ball pain. Like when you sit on your balls or they pinch. It's a hassle these stupid sensitive sacks of elbow skin hanging there, like some sort of weird fruit. Like bad kiwis, that's what they are, overripened kiwis. They're awful. They look terrible and they're itchy.