The hosts kick off 2026 with laughter, food cravings, and a surprisingly deep dive into how time affects everything—from relationships to sandwiches. What starts as a chat about tacos spirals (as usual) into lessons about communication, forgiveness, and letting go of grudges. Between stories of soggy apples, holiday schedules, and spicy chicken rating scales, Craig and Coffee remind us that how we spend our time—especially with loved ones—matters most.

Key Topics Discussed

• Welcome to 2026: The hosts’ hilariously chaotic return and why they “warned you” about it.
• A Tale of a Turkey Sandwich: How time (and apples) taught Craig an unexpected culinary lesson.
• Time and Relationships: Why resolving conflicts quickly can strengthen bonds—and why “forgiven and forgotten” should mean exactly that.
• “Hallway Arguments”: Craig’s story about breaking an old habit of silent treatment and choosing open communication instead.
• The White Boy Spice Scale: Coffee’s curiosity about just how spicy Church’s Chicken is, leading to an AI-powered taste test rating.
• The Cayenne Incident: A childhood story that ends in a lifelong avoidance of one fiery ingredient.
• Listener Challenge: How do you handle time in conflicts—talk it out right away or let it cool off first?

Memorable Moments

• “If you’re going to put fresh fruit on a sandwich, eat it the day you make it.”
• “We don’t edit these—we just wrap them and release them into the universe.”
• “Forgiven and forgotten means you never get to bring it up again.”
• “On a scale of one to White Boy, how spicy is Church’s Chicken?”

Takeaway

Time changes everything—sometimes for the worse (like a two-day-old apple slice), sometimes for the better (like a healed argument). The hosts remind listeners that forgiveness, communication, and humor go a long way toward making relationships last.

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