In this lighthearted episode, Craig and Anna explore the "silly love tests" trending on social media—like the infamous mustard and ketchup tests. The duo puts their own relationship to the test with a "Love Meter" quiz, debating everything from matching western shirts to the "correct" way to load a dishwasher. Between the laughs, they share a deeper look at what real love looks like: doing the small things for each other without being asked.

Key Discussion Points

• The Love Meter Quiz: Anna grills Craig with "inane" questions to test his devotion, including whether he’d let her choose his date-night outfit and if he’d watch her favorite "stinker" movies every year on their anniversary.
• The Matching Shirt Trauma: Craig recalls a cringeworthy fashion moment from his 20s involving matching western shirts with flame designs.
• Social Media "Tests": A discussion on the "Mustard Test" and why purposely making a mess to test a partner might be a red flag rather than a bit of fun.
• Household Harmony: The "Unicorn" husband reveals his secrets: Craig handles the laundry, dishes, and cooking, all while avoiding the "wrong way" to load the dishwasher debate.
• What is Real Love?: Moving past the silly tests to appreciate the everyday acts of kindness, from opening car doors to finishing the laundry before the other person gets home.

Notable Quotes

"If your way works, then it doesn't matter if your way works or not because there's no need to quibble." — Craig

"Real love is the things that you do for each other without being asked to do them." — Anna

"If you're in a relationship where you feel that you have to do testing on your partner, then break up and go find someone else." — Craig

Mentioned in this Episode

• New Coffee and Cuddles Website: Check the link in our bio to find our new hub.
• The Beehiiv Newsletter: Sign up via the new website for monthly tips, tricks, and "fur baby" photos.
• Straight No Chaser: The source of their favorite matching t-shirts.
• Cheese in a Can: The ultimate "Love Meter" home game prize.

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