Kevin took his sweet time, but finally watched Peacemaker: Season 2 as Danny patiently waited. The two stay surprisingly on task by mostly discussing this season and only sprinkling in talk of the new DCU. Is Danny done with anything superhero related? Is Tim Meadows the funniest actor ever? Did you know that Vigilante is English? Or is he? Listen to find out!

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Danny and Kevin gather to eulogize the late, great Drew Struzan and sing the praises of the Movie Poster. This lost art has been replaced by cheap physical media packaging or reduced to thumbnail imagery on a streaming service. But there was a time when a good movie poster promised cinematic greatness whether or not the movie was actually good or not. So listen as the fellas discuss things they like for a duration usually reserved for a terrible Star War. 
Disclaimer: This episode was recorded before Dick Cheney died, we make no claims to prescience regarding the corporeal presence of a former de facto president. 

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The alien from Alien returns, but to a medium that's alien from what it's used to: television. Danny and Kevin make their way through the first season of FX's Alien: Earth and its endless dissolve transitions, Peter Pan references, and xenomorphs attacking people in labs to an inconclusive verdict. Is this the best Alien project since Aliens, or is it just another run-of-the-mill Alien story from this century lacking the special sauce of the entries from last century?

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Fifty years ago, a picture about a shark inaugurated a new era in cinema. And like the Chinese alchemists who accidentally invented gunpowder while trying to create the elixir of life, Jaws has led to immense suffering and exploitation. But who cares? Steven Spielberg's debut on the world stage remains an untouchable masterpiece of Big Movie Magic. It is a perfect film. To dislike it is to be inhuman. There is nothing new to say about this movie but Danny and Kevin would probably be reading books if it weren't for this film. And like the Qianlong Emperor, we believe books serve only to corrupt youth. So listen and celebrate fifty years of Jaws with us.

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Danny and Kevin have now seen both Sinners and Weapons, two R rated original movies from directors on the rise and released by Warner Brothers. The similarities in the production, critical praise, and box office success of these pictures begged for a combined episode. Listen as your hosts praise a studio for having the gall to trust their directors, even letting them have characters talk about and take part in sexual activities!

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Danny and Kevin discuss that rarest of birds, the big-budget studio comedy. Last seen awkwardly shuffling its feet between the Amazon offices and a movie theater, this once ubiquitous creature was all but extinct. And it almost certainly still is but damn if the new Naked Gun reboot legacy sequel wasn't a hoot. Folks, comedy is legal again. OJ did it. The Naked Gun '25 won't change the world but it is very, very, very funny. And that's really all it needs to be. 
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Marvel's first family comes home as The Fantastic Four make their Marvel Cinematic Universe debut in The Fantastic Four: First Steps. This is the fifth iteration of a Fantastic Four movie and the 37th film released by Marvel Studios. That number is not a reference to Clerks, though Dante would probably feel the same disgust towards Marvel as he did his girlfriend when he learned about her and the number 37. There have actually been 37 films released as part of the MCU in just 17 years, which feels like the right moment for the comic OGs to check-in for the first time. Because of this staggering number, Danny and Kevin do everything they can to avoid talking about the film. There was no Mike Francesa talk this week, but the duo do question whether or not Shrek is more culturally relevant than The Avengers, why the MCU is losing its imprint on the industry, and if Franklin Richards was conceived immaculately.

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Danny and Kevin continue their summer sojourn at the cinema with Superman '25. The film is the first entry in the new DC Universe franchise, the fifth superhero film directed by James Gunn and (depending how you count) like the tenth or twentieth theatrically released Superman film. Does the world still need Superman? Does the world want Superman? And what exactly makes Superman such a super man? These questions, as well as others such as "How did Chris Christie's audition to take over for WFAN's Mike Francesa go?", are answered in the latest chapter of John Byrne's seminal Coffee and Deathsticks run.

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The hotly anticipated Jurassic World: Rebirth has finally hit theaters after the excruciatingly long, three-year wait to see what happened after Jurassic World: Dominion. Dominion was beloved by critics and fans alike for its brave choice in making a dinosaur movie without dinosaurs. Rebirth bucks this trend by including dinosaurs, real and mutated alike! Get ready for the seventh iteration of people going to an island with dinosaurs for money. It's full of surprises!

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This title may look like a typo, but those of you who follow Michael Caine on Twitter X know it's quite deliberate. Danny and Kevin celebrate 20 years (to the day) of Batman Begins by providing a commentary track for this beloved Christopher Nolan film. The duo discuss the impact of this picture and The Dark Knight trilogy on both the superhero genre as well as general blockbuster popcorn films while occasionally referencing how awesome the scene playing at the time of their rambling is. They also ask important questions, like is Katie Holmes really that bad of an actor? Or, what's so special about condensed milk?

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