#17: *This episode contains spoilers and sexual content*

It's time to talk about Miranda, the woman who inexplicably...

• Went to Harvard but still can't use a phone
• Thinks her son's breakup is more important than her partner's big moment, hundreds of peoples' time, and a security officer's job
• Gets a tattoo of her own initials in Times New Roman font

Don't forget to listen to the end, when we give out our signature awards.

~Today's coffee is courtesy of Alfred's~