Coffee - Rockets and Battleaxes

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  • Episode 027: "The Circular Ruins" by Jorge Luis Borges

    If you're new here, WELCOME! There is plenty of room on-board as we cruise through the Solar System. 

    In this episode, our favorite Argentinian short-story author returns with a story about a wizard and his "son."

    For more on Mr. Borges:

    www.poetryfoundation.org

    COFFEE! This episode's highlighted coffee is Dice and Drip's BERSERKER. Dice and Drip is an Veteran-owned company that roasts coffee with gamers in mind, be that table-top or on a screen. Learn more here:

    https://www.diceanddrip.com/category/coffee


    New audiobook available, written by Jeffrey Simmons & performed by me:https://www.audible.com/pd/The-King-of-Kingsport-Audiobook/B0HCCTMZ63?source_code=ASSGB149080119000H&share_location=pdp

    And another, "The Twelve Chairs" written by Ilya Ilf & Yevgeny Petrov:

    https://open.spotify.com/show/3ej98BDFeMFMJVXNQ39dKS?si=0f8e9434d1044273

    I have new(ish) bumper music! These AI-free trackscan be found at https://creatormix.com/ .

    https://creatormix.com/album/neon-sunsets-85.html

    https://creatormix.com/album/ocean-drive-59.html

    24 min
  • Episode 26: "Harrison Bergeron" by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

    If you're new here, you'll notice I am missing episodes 24 and 25. They were published for a short time, but they had to be taken down. A description of "why" is in the previous episode's show notes.

    Welcome to the show! This episode is short and right to the point. Did I also mention thought-provoking! It was written in 1961 and set in the year 2081; and that's all I have to say about that.

    For more on Mr. Vonnegut, visit https://www.vonnegut.com/ .


    COFFEE! This episode's highlighted coffee is Foxtail Coffee out of Florida. Visit https://www.foxtailcoffee.com/ for more information; or on the socials at @foxtailcoffeeco .


    The Eight Discs audiobook by Jeffrey Simmons: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Eight-Discs-Audiobook/B0GYB28YJR?srsltid=AfmBOoqsYicpIzf7Q2bag8SFQex9g7mLwO5ZQRg9IBj3t8ZYUGA7iM9K


    "FLUID" A 4k short film: https://youtu.be/3WZnEPJt1BI?si=l6ml8fZryPFmBnZz


    New bumper music on this episode! These AI-free tracks can be found at https://creatormix.com/ .

    https://creatormix.com/album/neon-sunsets-85.html

    https://creatormix.com/album/ocean-drive-59.html

    27 min
  • BONUS episode! An excerpt from "The Eight Discs" by Jeffrey Simmons

    It has been mega-busy at the studio lately recording long-form audiobooks! (which is a good thing!) Until I get another fantastic short story lined up (soon, I promise!), here is chapter one from an audiobook written by Jeffrey Simmons and narrated and produced by me. It was released earlier this Spring.

    Meet Jack Mercer. Jack isn't quite satisfied with the life he's led up until this point. What if Jack had a chance to re-live some decisions he didn't make??

    I hope you enjoy this chapter of the book, "The Eight Discs: Eight Realities, One Life, No Rewind." If you'd like to know more, check it out on Audible.

    https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Eight-Discs-Audiobook/B0GYB28YJR?qid=1782792287&sr=1-1&ref_pageloadid=not_applicable&pf_rd_p=83218cca-c308-412f-bfcf-90198b687a2f&pf_rd_r=YJ062304BZFXHFPVDNJH&plink=mbOaCTcBybJz6yay&pageLoadId=5xX1gQuURqMJnqLh&creativeId=0d6f6720-f41c-457e-a42b-8c8dceb62f2c&ref=a_search_c3_lProduct_1_1


    For more on books and projects by author Jeffrey Simmons, check out his web site.

    https://simmonspublishing.net/


    Thanks again for listening!

    12 min
  • Episode 23 * - "A Sound of Thunder" by Ray Bradbury

    So why the asterisk in the episode number? This should actually be episode 25; however, episode 24 had to be removed for a copyright infringement that was never fully explained to me. And since episode 24 was part 2 of a 2-part episode, I just decided to take down part 1 (former episode 23). No worries! There are no omelets without broken eggs.


    The coffee of the month is Bulletproof's High Achiever blend! Find out more here:

    https://shop.bulletproof.com/products/coffee-the-high-achiever-10oz?_gl=1*1v7btog*_gcl_au*MTI5MTg2Nzk1LjE3Nzk3Njg5NDA.

    The last few months have been extremely busy for me and I hope to be back on more of a regular schedule. Look for a bonus episode soon with a chapter from an audiobook I recently finished producing and narrating entitled "The Eight Discs." If you like the subject matter of my podcast, I think you'll dig this audiobook. The author is Jeffrey Simmons. More info on that here:

    https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Eight-Discs-Audiobook/B0GYB28YJR?qid=1779769251&sr=1-1&ref_pageloadid=not_applicable&pf_rd_p=83218cca-c308-412f-bfcf-90198b687a2f&pf_rd_r=ZFZ3STJBYZ6MQT9KRY38&plink=9ngsGSvOGAybvbqo&pageLoadId=CYpzWDfDlLKOx63R&creativeId=0d6f6720-f41c-457e-a42b-8c8dceb62f2c&ref=a_search_c3_lProduct_1_1


    That being said, here is another Ray Bradbury story coming your way! This one deals with a touch of time travel and a dash of chaos theory and consequences. ENJOY!

    39 min
  • Episode 24: "Leaf By Niggle" by J.R.R. Tolkien (part 2 of 2)

    Thanks for tuning in! I'll be jumping right into the conclusion of this Tolkien short story just a few minutes into the podcast. We're also still drinking Dice and Drip's dark roast coffee this month! Look up their delicious blends at www.diceanddrip.com and support a veteran-owned business.

    If you want to know more about John Ronald Reuel Tolkein, check out tolkiensociety.org - it's chock full of interesting information.

    36 min
  • Episode 23: "Leaf By Niggle" by J.R.R. Tolkien (part 1)

    Welcome to episode 23! We finally have a story by the great JRR Tolkien on the show. Niggle is the primary character of this inwardly-reflecting story. It was long enough that I decided to cut it into 2 parts. Part 2 will be released in a couple of weeks. Before the story, we take a shallow dive into Tolkien's history. I knew he was in World War I and it inspired some of his writings. One thing I didn't know is how he would invent languages - just for fun! Quite a brilliant chap and I am glad we still celebrate his works today.


    If you want to know more about Tolkien in detail, a great place to start is https://www.tolkiensociety.org/ .


    Our coffee of the month is a dark roast from Dice and Drip! Check out this veteran-owned company at https://www.diceanddrip.com/ .

    Thanks for tuning in - Enjoy the show!

    25 min
  • Episode 22: "The One Who Waits" by Ray Bradbury

    Ray is back and boyhowdy does he have a story to tell about human explorers and what they find on the planet Mars.

    Or should I say, what finds them?

    Coffee of the month is Adventurer from Dice and Drip, a veteran-owned company dedicated to gaming, service, and a great cause!

    Thanks again for listening!

    20 min
  • BONUS episode! An excerpt from "Soulsucker" by Jeffrey Simmons

    From the mind of author Jeffrey Simmons comes a story of alien abduction, survival, and betrayal. This is a book I recently produced and narrated. "Soulsucker" chronicles the trials and tribulations of five unique individuals the moment they are "flashed" away from Earth. They soon discover not everything is as it seems and will have to rely on their strengths AND weaknesses in order to survive.


    Paperback, hardback, and Kindle versions are available on Amazon.

    https://a.co/d/2pHGNN4

    Audiobook is available on Audible.

    https://www.audible.com/pd/Soulsucker-Audiobook/B0G1V2SPK5?source_code=ASSGB149080119000H&share_location=pdpMore on author, Jeffrey Simmons:

    https://simmonspublishing.net/

    Thanks for listening and Happy New Year!

    28 min
  • Episode 21: "The Gift of the Magi" by O. Henry

    It's the holidays and I wanted to bring a classic seasonal short story to the podcast. While it isn't my usual content, it's a story I've wanted to narrate for quite some time. There are a couple of great lessons in here and a couple new words I learned along the way. As always, thanks for listening and have a Merry Christmas and healthy, happy holiday season!

    23 min

About Coffee - Rockets and Battleaxes

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Rob takes you on a galactic cruise of human creativity and the art of the short story - with a focus on speculative fiction, fantasy, and science fiction. In each episode, we'll take a sip of my "coffee of the day" and delve into a fantastic tale written by a famous, or almost-famous writer. We'll briefly discuss the author along with defining any words or phrases used in the story that may not be in our current lexicon.