This week we recorded for five straight hours, frenetically bouncing back and forth across the full spectrum of retard conversations.  The one thru-line, the anchor, the POINT of this episode is an allegedly fat, allegedly disabled, certainly retarded, rascal-bound stupid idiot by the name of Mobility Mary (I can call her retarded because I'm reatarded {see how I can't even spell "retarded"?})  The retards JY and Draque join me (head retard) in a retarded journey through the past.  Once upon a time, this lady (probably deceased) was a YouTube whackjob beyond all reckoning, uploading videos of constant contrived confrontations.  She's the kind of broad who wakes up in the morning and can't decide which necklace to wear without first deciding which thing to get upset about.  "Never underestimate the enmity of those for whom outrage is a sport."

Peppered throughout the episode are lengthy ADHD diatribes about everything from the SNL comedy movie "MacGruber" starring Will Forte and Kristen Wiig to Fat Demi Lovato and her fat white privilege.  From Danielle Bregoli's (who I just looked up and am ashamed of how attracted I am to her) wigger ("wiggess?") hijinks to the classic turn-based strategy video game "Gladius".   From "old cum" offspring to "cum improvement" techniques.  From Norwegian Sex Shop commercials to "Curb your Enthusiasm".  It's the first half of the Mobility Mary saga (can two episodes be a saga?  I'm not going to google "saga", I've got bills to pay).  I'm lit, but not hammered.  Part 2 will see me fully f*cked up, so tune in next week.

Tuesday uploads from now on!  I'm not going to do the links yet because I'm sleepy.

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