Michael Cohen drops no bombshells, Kim Jong Un doesn’t agree to stop manufacturing bombshells, Catholic lawyer things that child rape is “plain vanilla,” “plain vanilla” stuff happens at ICE detention centers, Fidel Castro’s son is embroiled in accusations of government coercion, Momo is fake, Russia hates whales, San Francisco expunges marijuana convictions, Kelly claims minimum wage should be $40/hour, and Dave rambles about the FDA.