It is unknown where he came from or where he's going, but very unfortunately Ian's next patient CoJo shares a name based on his real ailment with a controversial and very possibly racist song that originated in the American South. Please moms of the world, if your son has cotton balls for eyes, don't name that child Joe! And furthermore, don't send them to see a total sham of a therapist like Ian! It can only end badly, I guarantee it.

Now that your eyes have un-fluffed from all of the above, you should know how awesome of a comedian and musician Kurt Cruz is! Follow Kurt on Spotify under the name Kuko and you can also find him over on Instagram @4kuko