This episode of The Morning Mosh Pit has everything from chaos to comedy.

We start with the viral Coldplay Jumbotron “just friends” couple before diving into Nerd News with the latest geeky updates. In Weird News, a South Carolina teacher assistant gets arrested for spraying a mystery “poop” smell through a school. 

We pull some ancient dating tips from 2,000 years ago that still work today, give away Sam Morril tickets, and relive our latest D&D Playback. 

Plus: Human vs. Robot War, and the mayhem at Chicago’s Wiener Circle after the Bears’ win.