What's your favorite kind of cupcake? Joey's is red velvet, particularly the tasty ones from Nothing Bundt Cakes. Sean likes some buttercream with a drizzle of caramel on vanilla. And if you're a college football powerhouse, your favorite cupcake is a small school that you get to demolish on an annual basis. Sean thinks that's pretty darn dumb and rude to those smaller schools. Unless they win, then it's awesome.

Sean also learns what the term "imbibing" means and discusses missing out on a social obligation because he ate too much pizza. And a silly sports cliche about how offense works.

Finally, Sean is PROCLAIMING on this very episode that this is his final season of fantasy football. Will he stick to that promise? Who's to say for sure, but in the meantime, follow along with his frustrations on Instagram.