I’m back, and Week 6 is chaos. Colorado got fined, Bobby Petrino somehow got his job back, Dabo and Belichick are giving “funeral director vs televangelist” energy, and Nebraska’s legendary sellout streak? More like a shell game with balloons.

🔥 This Week’s Matchups & Rants:

Colorado vs. BYU → $50K fine and Deion’s all-time defense

Arkansas → Bobby Petrino, the walking second chance

Clemson vs. UNC → Dabo & Belichick: dinosaurs at a reunion nobody asked for

Miami vs. Florida State → the appendix of college football

Alabama vs. Vanderbilt → nerds, Commodores, and Diego Pavia

Iowa State vs. Cincinnati → Taylor Swift vs. Scooter Braun, chili crimes, and Cyclones rolling

Nebraska’s “sellout streak” → tradition or creative accounting?

💥 Sponsors & Shoutouts:

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Timestamps: 00:00 Colorado fined & Deion’s defense 01:18 Arkansas & Bobby Petrino 02:03 Dabo vs. Belichick 02:43 Miami vs. FSU 03:28 Alabama vs. Vanderbilt 04:26 Iowa State vs. Cincinnati 06:09 HUDU ad 06:16 Nebraska’s sellout streak

Credits

Starring: Scott Siepker as “Iowa Nice Guy”

Written by: Scott Siepker and Nick Renkoski

Brand and Graphics: Eric Hermann

Produced by: Scott Siepker and Rebekah DeWild

Off Camera Voice: Rebekah DeWild

Special thanks: Jake Brend, Aiden Wyatt, Ainsley Marburger