Fumbled Penis Podcast

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People always ask me why I seem angry all the time and I have to explain to them that I'm not really an angry person. Podcasting is like porn. Sometimes you have to get into character, fuck a chick with a loose pussy, and pretend you like it. Podcasts are loose pussies that can never give the grip you need to bust a nut but if you pretend it's some Puerto Rican with down's, it just might help you cross the finish line.

NOW HAVING SAID THAT...

There are some things that really grind my gears. I don't like people that take advantage of a situation like having a handicapable child and exploiting them for their own advancement even though they aren't advancing. In fact, they're quite literally a burden on the state because they come up with some nondescript illness that's almost possible to diagnose and collect unemployment or disability despite the fact that they claim to be so smart and business savvy that if given the chance, they'd be able to afford an apartment in NYC but since the system is rigged against super intelligent white women, they're forced to live in poverty. Other than that, it's all just for fun!!

 

Love ya all to the moon and back!

Matt

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