Whether you watched him in college on Talk Soup or heard him sneak dirty jokes into family programming over seven seasons of Wipeout, comedian John Henson is hilarious, sardonic and doesn’t drink. Which makes him the perfect guy to join us on a sober spin through the world of non-alcoholic wine. Okay, technically it's not non-alcoholic. It's de-alcoholized. But, as we learn, swill like this isn't worthy of any level of technical adherence. In this episode, we bravely endure three bottles of this genetically compromised grape juice as Henson discusses how to host 1,140 episodes of television with absolutely no creative oversight and how not drinking makes the last hour of a party far more fascinating.