We welcome back the great Matt Sadler to kick off 2014!  Legal weed, blowjobs for money, and duck scandals are on the docket. Someone is the new leader of North Korea and another is banished to his own crazy island, find out who in celebrity genocide.  Stick around for a dilemma involving drugs and sex!

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