The rejects' studio is stuffed with comedic talent this week!  Jason Russell explains that he's not the white Jason Russell beating off on street corners in San Diego.  Polar vortexes and death by atomic wedgies are discussed even before we start figuratively killing famous people. Just in case Elvis really is alive we subjected him to celebrity genocide.

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