Parties on the weekend/ thought we had a defense/promise,though, tomorrow I'll be in my room cleanin'/ Hadn't met Burns yet/ Only just Steven/ Varsity made me nervous/ wish that I could be them//// Unisex names on the grooviest of females/ Doing sex? Maybe; we didn't even do e-mail//Alex, Sam and Erin/ I would stammer and stare at/ the lips, tits and hair/These hormones almost impair a man

PRE-CHORUS:

Adolescent on a magic carpet ride

You can have it all, but first you have to try

CHORUS:

I woke up this morning

I was 34 years old

I know that I wasn't born to go the slow and easy road.

I seen the people grow who used to tease and degrade me

Maybe, definitely, they projected their hate seein'

a nobody up and go prosper

a stoner grow stronger

a grower not a show-er with a monster

just add water

the shaft gets longer

the package is a bomb

just ask my damn doctor////