Hosted by actual spider... or maybe not? Chris.

Spiders. They're everywhere. You'll find them in your home, in bushes and trees, in attics and basements, and sometimes, you'll find them poured into a man suit. In rare instances, they're not spiders at all, but weird red lizard men. Nature is wild, isn't it?

Advice to players: Remember to always relocate unwanted spiders to the outdoors instead of killing them. Unless they punch you in the face or trap you in an endless cycle of living out your worst nightmare in a perpetual web of dreams that will drive you mad. In those cases, I'd suggest moving.

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