SUNNI BLU:

BALLS

BPM: really doe

Sample first four bars, pitch down

The black Batman doesn't exist. Because

The Illuminati would never allow a black man to be THAT rich.

Supacree defeated the black Batman in battle before he was acknowledged into existence.

Sunni BLU is the richest black man in the world and becomes the black Batman in the new franchise–

Great. Now the KKK is going to try to lynch me.

I don't know why, but I feel like crying—

And on the way here, I felt like dying

If I said I was okay, I'd be lying

But at least I'm still here,

At least I'm still trying

It's been a whole hour, I haven't been writing

Go somewhere else tonight

(Or maybe I am)

But I haven't had my hair done in awhile

Got no more energy,

Can't run the mile

So I walk it out,

Put on a smile—

(Or trying to)

Look at the time,

Alright

Look at where I am

Now I know where to begin

(It's him again, isn't it)

I should be m getting it in

(But it's always him, in my head)

Or it isn't,

And then I'm In trouble with

Remind me who I am again

I find money in the street, it's uncanny, really.

INT. EQUINOX SPORTS CLUB MANHATTAN. SHABAAT

[the full circle] ends.

Music plays over the sound system.

Hmm. What's this?

Shazam…

Wait, this sounds like—

Shazam…

Watch it be

SHAZAM

HEY ITS SKRILLEX

BLŪ

(Out loud, under breath)

ugh, of course.

I might have actually rested today if my roommate wasn't possessed by The Calorie Deficit

THE NIGHT BEFORE—

THE DEVIL

LOOK AT ME. I'M FAT AN I EAT PRINGLES .

Alright.

THE DEVIL

I TAKE BIG-STINKY-NON-VEGAN SHITS. SMELL IT!

Ugh, shut up.

THE DEVIL

LISTEN TO MY DUMB MUSIC.

NO.

THE DEVIL

WANNA HEAR WHATS IN MY SOCIAL MEDIA FEED THROUGH MY SHITTY PHONE SPEAKERS?!

UGH.

THE DEVIL

EVERYTHING'S IN SPANISH AND YOURE PAYING WITH IT WITH YOUR TAX DOLLARS.

FUCCXXXKKK YOUUUUU.

THE DEVIL

ok. Goodnight.

*turns lights off*

BLŪ continues DJing in the dark.

Man, fuck this energy.

I had no protein, no water, and hadn't had anything green in weeks—I was in short supply of vitamins and minerals alone, but was wearing off in coffee and had absolutely no pre-workout—. But still, it was as if I had somehow opened a portal into the very unknown itself, as if the universe had known that all I really wanted was to return to Equinox—. And I had sworn just days before I would not go to another gym lesser than, no matter how long it took.

{Enter The Multiverse}

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