In this episode of ColdPickle Nachos:

We break down all the KD rumors and try to make sense of which teams are serious, and which teams are seriously annoying.

We outline what we need to feel good about a KD return package, and which options will have us feeling like we're navigating the ravaged streets of a dystopian future (that probably broke out when Rudy Gobert did something dumb).

And, of course, we play a fun little game about NBA wingspans. Because not everything has to be about Kevin Durant all the time, okay?