1. Excitable Boy Syndrome.
2. Overeager Reaction To Her Crumbs Of Interest.
3. Fumble In The Red Zone.
4. Overplayed Hand Syndrome.
5. Say Anything Stupid Syndrome.
6. Easy Discouragement Syndrome.
7. Stubborn Refusal To Adapt Spergitude.
8. Apologia The Destroya.