(Intro) Wash your rice (5TYNTK) Trans Bills Rejected, Home Depot Fire, Congress Street Closures, Threads Spoiler Tool, Trump Mobile Launch (Dirty) Diddy Party Footage Shown, Juror Dismissed Over, Wiz Smokes 30 Joints Daily, Chestnut Returns. (Topic) If you were in a competitive eating contest, which food would you crush?(Outro) Surprise guest