You’ve heard the hype. Now here’s the list that actually matters.

In this all-defense edition of Complete BS, Brien and AV drop their Preseason All-American picks — the linemen, linebackers, and DBs who are about to make Saturdays miserable for offensive coordinators everywhere.

Inside:

• Clemson’s defensive line is disgusting (in the best way)

• The linebacker position might be dying — but not if Anthony Hill has anything to say about it

• Caleb Downs? A top-5 NFL Draft pick in waiting

• The cornerbacks that will lock up your WR1

• And punters (yes, punters) who might actually flip playoff games

Plus, underrated names from Cincinnati, Texas Tech, Buffalo, and Iowa State, and why youth is going to dominate the 2025 college football season.

This isn’t your generic list — this is the couch coach’s scouting Bible.