An impressionistic audio piece expressing an individual response to the presidential debates. I almost called this episode Get on the stick and mess around. Because that's what I did.

Doctor Carson: pathological child-molester?     Get on the stick and mess around.      Not supposed to be like this.

Bernie!     Rand Paul and Jeb Bush get fired.        Donald Trump faked the moon landing.     Obama's legacy.

Pot smoking socialist.      Martin O'Malley: truck driving loser.       Trump takes the mic.     The American dream is stupid.

Exercise Hillary.     Comprehensive substitute truth.     Bernie talks.     Hillary on Wall Street.      The Big Lie.