January 16, 2024

Conan the Barbarian

45 minutes

Conan the Barabarian stars Arnold Schwarzenegger and according to IMDb is about a young boy, Conan, who becomes a slave after his parents are killed and his tribe destroyed by a savage warlord and sorcerer, Thulsa Doom. When he grows up he becomes a fearless, invincible fighter. Set free, he plots revenge against Thulsa Doom. This film is available on Starz or you can rent it.

Conan the Barbarian Cocktail (superherococktails.com):

Ingredients

1 part lager

1 part cider

1 part red wine

dash (to few very plentiful dashes) of Cynar

Directions

Build into a suitable container, ice is optional.

All ingredients can be room temperature, although I personally prefer beer and cider taken from the fridge and red wine room temperature.

Drinking Game (reeldrinkinggames.com & alcohollywood.com):

Drink every time:

The words "Snake", "Krum" or "God" are said.

If there is nudity (twice for sex).

Chains are shown.

2 Snakes are shown.

Someone/Something is decapitated.

A horse gets injured.

There is a ridiculous amount of blood.

Lines of dialogue (lines being an entire piece of dialogue from an individual)

Snake iconography (images of snakes, not real snakes/things that are supposed to be real snakes)

Whenever you see fire

Finish your drink:

When Conan escapes with the gem.

Thulsa's head rolls.

Conan prays to Crom, finishing with “Grant me revenge….and you do not listen…then TO HELL WITH YOU!”

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