It took us two whole weeks to process the enormity of this year's Academy Awards. But, we're here now—with answers to critical questions like:

• Will Conan's hosting job finally help him make it big in Hollywood?
• Should the Best Song nominee performances be terminated permanently?
• Is Adrian Brody a himbo?
• Why do male celebs have such boring red carpet looks?

All this and more as we come to grips with once again failing to win the Oscar predictions pool.