This Is Why We Can't Have A Podcast!

Confessions, Comment Sections & Full Unc Status


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This week’s episode is giving chaos, confession, commentary… and full unc status energy 😌🎙️

We kick things off with a listener confession that takes us to a muddy cancer benefit parking lot, a golf cart, a dark rainy night… and a dent that may or may not have been confessed to. 👀🚗 Is it karma? Is it survival? Is it community service credit? We debate.

From there, we spiral (naturally) into:

  • The absolute savagery of Facebook comment sections 🍼💀
  • The funniest mugshot reactions the internet has ever produced
  • Petty revenge ideas that are diabolical but technically harmless
  • AI hot takes and whether it’s helping us or making us lazy 🤖
  • GLP-1 discourse, skinny girl drama, and why personality > perfection
  • Dressing authentically vs. aesthetic beige influencer culture 🎨
  • Our current obsession with Wuthering Heights and emotionally unavailable fictional men 🖤🌫️
  • New Gen Z slang like “iPhone face” and “unc status” (and why we might qualify)

We also break down the Top 20 shows people swear they’ll NEVER watch — including some that may cause mild outrage (sorry in advance, Schitt’s Creek fans 😬).

It’s relatable, it’s unfiltered, it’s a little chaotic — but it’s ours.

Send in your confessions.
 Embrace your unc status.
 And remember… sometimes the universe dents a bumper and keeps it moving. 🚙✨

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This Is Why We Can't Have A Podcast!By Jen & Ashten