Listen. If there's one thing we've learned from the EKG Slot Awards, it's that a tuxedo and a pair of Jordans can absolutely coexist, confetti cannons are not to be trusted, and yes—someone did take a full-on nap mid-awards show. We're recapping the biggest wins, the boldest fashion choices, and the moments that had us questioning everything. Plus, we're officially volunteering for the nominating committee because we have some strong opinions on the award categories that need to exist next year. Buckle up—it's a good one.