In an episode fuller than a Porta Loo on Day 3 of Glastonbury, the muddy funsters from Istanbul delve into the fascinating world of jiggy-jiggy giraffe style; Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke clashes with a pregnant woman over gender-neutral baby raising; a Cretan bar owner experiments with seaside camel rides; Morgan Freeman talks about the dangers of diarrhoea when you have a pollen allergy, while a man with no balls finds his dream job.

1. Introduction: THE CHINESE YEAR OF THE ISTANBULLOCKS (00:00 - 02:00)**

  - Mention of the main sponsor: James Joyce.

2. Sponsor Plug: (02:01 - 05:00)

  - Portable Restroom Operator Monthly.

  - ''Today's show is fuller than a port-a-loo on day 3 of Glastonbury."

 - Episode Menu: Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke, True or False

• 3. Morgan Freeman Poem: (05:01 - 09:00)

"Getting Older by Morgan Freeman."

4.Segment: True or False (09:01 - 10:00)

• Jorma's remaining days in his 40s.
• Ray's upcoming eligibility for a bus pass.
• Discussion on middle age and health issues.
• Jokes about hydraulics (Viagra) and aging.
• Phil Thompson's father and The Magic Roundabout.
• Discussion on Magic Roundabout and Captain Pugwash.
• Bagpuss memories.

5. Comedy Sketch: (15:01 - 17:00)

• Kaiden explains woke parenting to a happy Polish woman

6.Listener Engagement: (17:01 - 21:00)

• Call for poem requests.
• Email address: [email protected].
• YouTube Channel Promotion: (19:01 - 21:00)
• Encouragement to like, comment, and share.
• Mention of sketches featuring Liam Neeson, Kaiden Stokes, Donald Trump, and Morgan Freeman.

7.Nostalgic Discussion: (21:01 - 26:00)

• True or False Segment: Phil Thompson's father and The Magic Roundabout.
• Discussion on Magic Roundabout and Captain Pugwash.
• Bagpuss memories.

8.Animal Facts Segment: (26:01 - 27:00)

• Giraffes' mating behavior.

9. Post Of The Week: (27:01 - 29:00)

• Joke from a listener

10.Thanks and Closing Credits: (29:01 - 31:00)

• Show wrap-up and closing remarks.
• Gratitude for listeners and sponsors.

These timings are approximations based on typical podcast segment lengths and the given content.

Transcript

https://docs.google.com/document/d/12IQZxYbpJwafzg9lOEtVKM5G3tgAlHMYwerpjGdH9tE/edit

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