Linzi recaps the final third of Conjure Wife by Fritz Lieber, where...

A) your body is a vessel, actually, not a temple

B) we discover why phones really suck

C) magic is really just like math

D) Norman is rescued by a couch (cushion)

E) Norman's got 99 problems and a witch is one

F) Prince Rupert is not Prince Albert

G) Norman starts collecting bodies

H) weird and trippy shit happens

I) Norman and the witches of Hempnell play musical souls

J) Norman almost gives up the ghost