The internet is down at the CONK! office. No remote panelist; no Hank Reardon from "up north"; no show notes.... No phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury. Yet CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters and "Original Gangsta" Contributor Tim Conaway manage to talk for an hour anyway. Mostly about a Jeff Bezos rocket with a big CONK! logo on the side of it. And the gender fluidity of hamburger buns....