This week I talk about Tucker Carlson's masculinity being threatened by a cookie, explain my personal problems with a childhood "myth" and wish all of you a safe and happy holidays. Except for the politicians. Fuck you, politicians.

Link to article mentioned: https://www.ozy.com/news-and-politics/how-many-crimes-would-santa-be-guilty-of-if-he-were-real/74235/