Do you want to be quite good in bed? Kim Noble attempts to improve his technique and manages to persuade a cashier into giving him some urine to boot. Win Win. He also nearly gets beaten up in a field. Partly recorded from a tent outside Sting's mansion.

Futile Attempts (At Surviving Tomorrow) is written and presented by Kim Noble. The producer is Benbrick.

The series is produced by Novel. www.thisisnovel.co.uk