Welcome to the very first episode of Clippers & Consequences, the podcast where my beard (and sometimes my gums!) are always on the line!

Join Lemuel and Deinye as we dive into some truly ancient mysteries – specifically, the Great Pyramid conspiracy theories. Was it aliens? Giant lasers? Or just incredible human ingenuity? You won't believe some of the ideas out there!

Then, we fast-forward to the slightly less ancient, but equally intriguing, world of pyramid schemes. We'll talk about how these notorious setups started and how they've evolved into today's often-misunderstood multi-level marketing (MLM) companies. Is there a fine line, or are they all just a bad investment waiting to happen? We’ll be sharing our hot takes and debating the fine print.

And speaking of fine lines, things get really personal when I reveal my dentist wants to trim my gums! Seriously. Learn all about "false pockets," constant scaling, and why this seemingly simple procedure has my wife, Deinye, a little scared of how I'll look. All this, while Deinye attempts her inaugural beard trim on yours truly. Will it be a clean cut or a comical catastrophe? Tune in to find out!