Get ready for a wild ride through the latest news and conspiracy theories! We'll kick things off with New Year's resolutions we all inevitably break. We'll also touch on the Drake and Lil Baby drops. Then, we dive deep into the alarming rise of domestic terrorism, examining the recent arrests of two army veterans who committed attacks within days of each other. Prepare for some serious tin-foil hat talk as we explore government cover-ups, the chilling 'dead internet' theory, and Ariel's hilarious rant about the latest slang. Buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride!