He wasn’t Keanu Reeves, and he definitely wasn’t a Christian hero. In this episode, we rip the golden halo off Constantine the Great and dig into the actual history behind the man who allegedly saw a cross in the sky and converted an empire. Spoiler: he was more into Apollo than Jesus.

Was Constantine a devout believer or just a savvy warlord with excellent PR? We’re dragging in all the big names—Diocletian, Eusebius, Helena, Galerius, Julius Caesar, Sol Invictus—and tossing their reputations on the pyre of historical comedy.

Featuring entrails, imperial propaganda, and a brief stopover in ancient Canada (don’t ask, just listen).

 Perfect for fans of religious satire, Roman drama, and anyone who’s ever side-eyed Christian revisionism. 

Sketch comedy. Blasphemous history. Reluctant education.

 Because saints don’t order the murder of their wives and sons. But emperors do.

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