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Contender #25 - Santa Claus
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We discuss a figure so fantastic, it has taken over an entire season (winter. Not like a season of the show). The man with the northern most pole. The Crimson Crusader himself. Santa Claus! Jolly, old, Saint Nick began his good deeds in the 4th century, helping those in need, often financially. But as time passed, he was eventually Co-opted by the Coca-Cola Soft Drink company in the 40s. They rebuilt him. They have the technology. They made him better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster. Will Santa triumph as this seasons supreme entity? Join us, Cryptid Counters, as we press the limits of what can be considered Cryptozoological research for the last time this year.
Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Whatever you celebrate, have a good one. And thanks for listening to Counting Cryptids.
AKA We are aware that Santa is not actually a cryptid
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Intro quote: The Missing Cookies - by Craig Dominey
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Contender #25 - Santa Claus
This time, on Counting Cryptids:
We discuss a figure so fantastic, it has taken over an entire season (winter. Not like a season of the show). The man with the northern most pole. The Crimson Crusader himself. Santa Claus! Jolly, old, Saint Nick began his good deeds in the 4th century, helping those in need, often financially. But as time passed, he was eventually Co-opted by the Coca-Cola Soft Drink company in the 40s. They rebuilt him. They have the technology. They made him better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster. Will Santa triumph as this seasons supreme entity? Join us, Cryptid Counters, as we press the limits of what can be considered Cryptozoological research for the last time this year.
Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Whatever you celebrate, have a good one. And thanks for listening to Counting Cryptids.
AKA We are aware that Santa is not actually a cryptid
Links:
Santa's Contact Info:
Social:
Click here to follow us on Instagram, cause why not!?
Click here to subscribe on Spotify
Intro quote: The Missing Cookies - by Craig Dominey