Obvoisly, we're all quarantined inside right now. But you can bet your ass that as soon the quarantine lifts, neighborhood bars and casual dining establishments everywhere will be wall to wall with first dates.

Are you prepared? Probably not. Neither are Julia and Emily. Let's talk about it anyway, though.

In the episode, we'll cover evrything from the six pack you down before the date to the fake pump payment at the end of it.

What does it mean when he doesn't offer to pay? Are we within our rights to Vencmo request him the next day if the date is garbage? And can you still fall in love even if you drunkenly loose your phone on a date and have to spend hours on his using Find My iPhone? Spoiler alert, no you can't.. So don't do it.

Tune into First Dates For Dummies to hear Julia and Emily talk through the good, the bad, the ugly, and their tips and tricks for getting to date two!