If you are Mark Cuban, congratulations! This episode features a free psychoanalysis by a noted professional*, and obviously because you are Mark Cuban, you are in desperate need of things that are free. If you aren't Mark Cuban, there's still something for you here. Multiple attempts at the same bit, accidental love, a devastating wig, Edyta's fury over Tony's bias against zoos, and more await you as Chris and Katy continue these early days of DWTS' fifth season!

*Not at all a professional

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin